westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

ramisonetruelove

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

blckrapunzel

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this

modelinterrupted

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

latenightsugar

WHyyyy

badgyal-k

Sorry everyone

just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

kixgbear

Shiddd

queenangelique

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

dominawritesthings

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

glamhoeour

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

stophatting

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

aiplejuice

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

blacksubzero90

imoverallofit

I dont even joke with it

thedelusionreaderbitch

Guys…

verity644

I trust this old ass woman with my life

chelsealeshay

Yeah, I remember this well. 😂

justkindaoverhereobsessing

Cynthia’s Fics & Gifs: a Masterpost

I can be found on AO3 as boomerbird10 or on fanfiction.net as Here But Not For Long. Here on Tumblr, I tag my writing with ‘#cynthia writes stuff too’ and gifs with ‘#cynthia’s gifs’.

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Tiva Fics:

Multichaps/WIPs

We Are an Ocean (25 chapters out of ?, 120.1k, WIP, explicit)
The first time they sleep together, it’s easy. It makes sense, partners transitioning to friends and maybe friends with benefits. Letting emotions in, though? That might be a different story.

The Stars Always Make Me Laugh (5 chapters, 12.2k, complete)
A year to the day after Ziva departs D.C. to return to Paris and reunite with her family, her newfound contentment is shaken by an unexpected loss. Tony and Tali are right where they belong—safely by her side—but she still finds herself feeling drawn to reflect on the past. She might just be able to use this new grief to bring peace to old wounds, renewing hope along the way for a future with her family… but only if she can find a way to let go of what haunts her.

The Words You Drown (3 chapters, 10.1k, complete)
She has to tell him. She has to. Somehow, though, staring at the little plus sign on the plastic stick she holds in her hand, Ziva can’t. {fix-it fic for season 11)

You Stumble, You Soar (3 chapters, 6.7k, complete)
What if Tony and Ziva had just a little more time in Paris in “Jet Lag”?

With All The Restless Earnestness (1 chapter out of 4, 3.2k, WIP)
“Tali, just why is there a kitten under the couch?” Twenty years of furballs, mischief, and feline affection told through snapshots of Tali’s childhood.

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Oneshots

That We May Forgive (12.8k)
Ziva’s second pregnancy is nothing like her first.

An Uncertain Thing (9.7k)
When Tali gets sick during a day in kindergarten, the whole MCRT has to juggle solving a homicide with keeping a curious 5-year-old from getting underfoot.

The Capacity for Friendship (6.3k)
When Ziva falls ill just before the holidays, it falls to Tony to take care of her.

In Exchange (3.7k)
Tali’s parents are terrified when she suddenly comes down with a case of appendicitis.

How Full We Felt (3.6k)
“She can dance as poorly as she wishes to, for as long as it makes her happy.” Tali’s six-year-old ballet recital is canceled when the coronavirus hits Paris, and it’s going to take more than just her parents to save the day this time.

Inside the Calm Minds (3.3k)
When Ziva asks Tony for help, he will always drop everything and go. He’ll find her, ready to do whatever she needs, no questions asked. If what she needs is protection from an irrational fear this time, though, he might just make fun of her while he’s at it…

Help Me Gather Mine (2.8k)
Restless and worried in the wee hours of the morning, Tony leaves home to clear his head and finds himself in a synagogue for the second time this week.

Watching Chimpanzees (2.4k)
Tony can certainly get himself and his tiny daughter ready to leave for vacation without Ziva’s help… can’t he? It’s too bad that 2-year-old Tali might have other plans.

Auditioning (2.1k, explicit)
“What if I told you…” he whispers into her ear, “that I am entirely at your disposal? Would that be enough?”

For All You Are Worth (2.1k)
“There is nothing I need to be jealous of, is there?” - “I’m afraid there is, actually. I love you. I just love her more.”

So Big/So Small (2k)
A nightmare prompts Ziva and Tali to have a little ice cream and a much-needed heart-to-heart.

Les Funérailles (1.9k)
After learning about funerals, Tali asks Tony if they can hold one for her ima.

Just Another Day at the Office (1.7k, explicit)
In which a very pregnant Ziva must deal with being very turned on in the middle of the workday…

Lord, Help (1.7k)
After a little playground drama, Tony has to deal with the fact that Tali really is Ziva’s daughter—through and through.

On the Sand and On the Ocean (1.5k)
A work trip pulls Tony away from his family in Paris, and the adjustment, though temporary, is a little tough on everyone.

Your Heart on Your Skin (1.5k)
“Okay, alright, maybe I’ll have one more glass,” Tony concedes finally. “Two, tops.” It won’t be twelve hours before he comes to regret those words.

Mother’s Day (1.5k)
In which Ziva finally gets to celebrate Mother’s Day with her whole family.

And Be Loved Anyhow (1.5k)
He’ll keep letting her break his heart. Over and over again.

Car Crash, Hot Flash (1.3k)
Two months, two phone calls, two continents, and two broken people.

The Second Time Around (1.3k)
In the wee hours of the morning, Tony confides in his infant son about the day he lost Ziva and found Tali. Now, he has Ziva back and he has gained so much more.

For Once in My Life (1.2k)
Cooking together with wine, music, and only half dressed… life in Paris, reunited at last, isn’t half bad.

Rationality (999)
Tony and Ziva have a tense heart-to-heart on the way home from Somalia.

Candy Conditioning (999, explicit)
When Ziva realizes that Tony doesn’t like her favorite candy—liquorice—she gets a little creative in convincing him to enjoy it just as she does.

Wind Up (999)
After an international move and six beers at a party on the beach, Tony has a chance meeting with someone… interesting. {alternate meeting AU challenge fic}

Chashashot (995)
Tony spends too many years worrying about Ziva David. (TW/CW: non-graphic references to captivity and assault.)

In a Line in a Song I Once Heard (969)
Tony couldn’t stop thinking about that stupid Instant Pot as he looked at Tali for the first time.

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Tumblr-only drabbles

Skills (323)
“Luck? Nope. Skills.” - “If it’s skill then do it again.”

Hairspray (884)
Ziva needs a little help with Tali’s hair… but luckily, Tony has had a lot of practice with it.

Hella Kids & Herding Cats (1.2k)
Tony’s very proud of the new bumper sticker he put on the family car, but it might make for a very interesting ride to Disneyland.

Hermit Crabs & Ice Cream (463)
Ziva’s fondest childhood memory involves a family trip to Haifa and a joke at her father’s expense.

O Tiger’s Heart (710)
Ziva tells Tony about meeting someone intriguing during her search for Sahar.

The Purpose of Paris (533)
They’ve lived hard lives, and this is their reward.

The Littlest Vampire (605)
In which Tony meets Tali when she’s six months old.

And So, She (892)
Alone, a brief reunion, and finally, togetherness.

Safe (1.1k)
Encouraged by his patient wife, Tony tries something that scares him.

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Ellick Fics:

Ellick Week Day 1 (920)
Ellie gets a card from the family that adopted the baby she and Nick took care of.

Ellick Week Day 2 (655)
Nick gets a call from someone he hasn’t heart from in a long time… and never wanted to hear from again.

Ellick Week Day 3 (1.2k)
Ellie is keeping secrets, and it’s really scaring Nick.

Ellick Week Day 4 (1.7k)
In an alternate universe, Nick is the FBI agent assigned to keep tabs on Ellie Bishop’s online presence.

Ellick Week Day 5 (156)
“You’re in love with him.” He pauses but continues before she has time to react. “Aren’t you?”

I Told My Wrath (1.3k)
When her bad mood starts to worry her friends, Ellie opens up to Nick for a much-needed vent about the frustrations of the week.

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